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Umm... about 2/3 of my posts are about Video Games or Doctor Who. The other third are Gif posts and random ramblings. I think I'm fun though! Please, send me messages and asks and other things that makes me happyface.
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  1. jwisser:

    thepasta-nerada:

    vvrathia:

    the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

    and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

    This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

    (Source: twoukofukawa)

     
     

  2. hey i’m masc
    i’m not-so-masc
    and we’re the gay grumps

     
     
  3. 3, 10, 11, 12!
    asked by julesbrg
    answer:

    3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

    I like beards a whole lot. But nice ones.

    10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

    Kinda, once, when I was first starting out. Not since then.

    11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

    I just bought a pair that’s mostly blue with green eagles on them from American Eagle. I have like 3 pairs of nice underwear haha.

    12: How often do you have sex?

    Umm maybe an average of once a week? Sometimes less.

     
     

  4. 12 Dating Behaviors I'm Done With

    mlelc:

    dembangs:

    Hello. I love this.

    PRETENDING TO BE “NORMAL.”

    (Source: thoughtcatalog)

     
     
  5. 2 5 15 21 26
    asked by yakini
    answer:

    2: Rough sex or soft sex?

    Somewhere inbetween, please!

    5: Favourite sex position?

    If I’m bottoming, missionary. If I’m topping, either cowboy or the guy on his stomach.

    15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

    I got cum in my hair once? And another time I was scared off by foreskin. I regret that.

    21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

    I have! I’ve had some good ones and some awful ones.

    26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

    Kisses on the neck. Also butts.

     
     
  6. 75 plays
    All Time Low
    Poppin' Champagne
    So Wrong, It's Right

    stiffanabingdon:

    The nights and days fly by when I’m lost on the streets.

    And my eyes, they despise you for who I am.

    Why don’t you say so? Why don’t you say so?

    You’ve got me thinking that; lately, I’ve been wishing the television set would show me more than just a picture of the things I’ve come to detest.

    I strip down my dignity. They can take all of me, but they won’t ever take what I still believe.

     
     

  7. fishingboatproceeds:

    the-blog-of-anne-frank:

    I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

    This. Changes. Everything.

     
     
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    welovefineshirts:

    Yeah! Catbug is here and Everything is O-K! One of our best-selling Bravest Warriors tees is the Daily Deal for 15% OFF!

    Artists! Get those Catbug, Impossibear & Jelly Kid designs in by end of day today and you could WIN!

     
     
  9. 349 plays
    Fall Out Boy
    [Coffees For Closers]
    Folie A Deux

    theslutsofar:

    12/365

    I’m a mascot for what you’ve become. I love the mayhem more than the love.

     
     

  10. NSFW ASKS

    1. 1: When did you lose your virginity?
    2. 2: Rough sex or soft sex?
    3. 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
    4. 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
    5. 5: Favourite sex position?
    6. 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
    7. 7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
    8. 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
    9. 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
    10. 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
    11. 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
    12. 12: How often do you have sex?
    13. 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
    14. 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
    15. 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
    16. 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
    17. 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
    18. 18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
    19. 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
    20. 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
    21. 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
    22. 22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
    23. 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
    24. 24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
    25. 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
    26. 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
    27. 27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
    28. 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
    29. 29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
    30. 30: Do you watch porn?