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Umm... about 2/3 of my posts are about Video Games or Doctor Who. The other third are Gif posts and random ramblings. I think I'm fun though! Please, send me messages and asks and other things that makes me happyface.
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  1. ejaysaurus:

myurlhasbeencompromised:

ecnamor-lacimehc-ym:

gallifrey-feels:

sociopathic-italian-grandmas:

millshouse:

meganiun:

happyvegetable:

kennilworthy-thisp:

derinthemadscientist:

lumoslouis:

soloontherocks:

amour-vengeance:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 


Well that swooping card from Cards Against Humanity finally makes sense

http://youtu.be/ES_n4DgJDHs

WHAT THE HELL AUSTRALIA

    ejaysaurus:

    myurlhasbeencompromised:

    ecnamor-lacimehc-ym:

    gallifrey-feels:

    sociopathic-italian-grandmas:

    millshouse:

    meganiun:

    happyvegetable:

    kennilworthy-thisp:

    derinthemadscientist:

    lumoslouis:

    soloontherocks:

    amour-vengeance:

    later-homenuggets:

    my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

    look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

    motherfucking australia

    if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

    wait. 

    you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

    that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

    fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

    wake up australia 

    That’s what birds do

    They fly around and fuck shit up

    Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

    Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

    It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

    Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

    yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

    why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

    My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

    no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

    what the actual fuck australia 

    Well that swooping card from Cards Against Humanity finally makes sense

    http://youtu.be/ES_n4DgJDHs

    WHAT THE HELL AUSTRALIA

    (Source: pasqualinoh)

     
     
  2. shady-fish:

    doodleloser:

    figsnstripes:

    Link to Homestuck Design Contest Page

    E-Mail What Pumpkin Link

    What Pumpkin on twitter

    Sources: [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]

    Hot Topic is known amongst artist groups as one of the worst offenders of art theft in U.S. retailers. I know artists are important to What Pumpkin, and I’d imagine multiple cases of art theft would be a very big deal. The most well-known of the cases were stolen fan art from independent artists, which is the same demographic the Design Contest was aimed to.  I’m an artist myself and I wouldn’t want to support a store that steals from my peers.

    The people running Hot Topic have zero respect to artists and to copyright law. They’ve been ripping-off independent artists’ storefronts, and continue do so. The whole company really should have been shut down long ago.

    If you support artists, independent, fan artist, or any kind, you should oppose Hot Topic and MSPA’s association with them!

    Tell What Pumpkin to kick Hot Topic out of the Design contest RIGHT NOW.

    We have so little time left to stop this please tell them that it is completely unacceptable to do any sort of business with petty art thieves.

    Even if you don’t know what to say, or if you think it would compromise the contestants; It won’t. Just please voice your thoughts in anyway you can put them. Don’t let Hot Topic get a dime out of Homestuck.

    oh so it wasn’t at all completely unreasonable of me to think they actually stole my wonderbolts hoodie concept. lol

    My original art/post during first season run:

    image

    hot topic’s hoodie:

    image

    oh well, all the more reason I don’t buy shit there.

    Please don’t allow Hot Topic to cash in on MSPA.

    Oops I have that hoodie… >_> At least I got it clearanced?

     
     
  3. thesamplingparadise:

    the feels ;_;

    (Source: gilbogarbage)

     
     
  4. ryanjamesyezak:

    This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

    "Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

     
     
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  6. reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

[source]

    reallifescomedyrelief:

    viforcontrol:

    beautifuloutlier:

    gwydtheunusual:

    too—weird-to-live:

    zafojones:

    Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

    how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

    Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
    Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

    You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

    Frankentrees.

    As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

    On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

    But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

    image

    [source]

     
     
  7. challengerapproaching:

causeimdanjones:

Kirby needs this

God yes.

    challengerapproaching:

    causeimdanjones:

    Kirby needs this

    God yes.

     
     
  8. Things I did today after work

    • watch Dragon Age videos
    • read the Dragon Age wiki
    • talk about Dragon Age
    • eat
     
     
  9. xombiedirge:

    Plants Vs Zombies Crochet by Aradiya

     
     
  10. carriesfirstperiod:

    Harvest Moon is one of my favorite games because if you want to marry someone you keep giving them their favorite items over and over again like here’s your daily bowl of rainbow curry now marry me you piece of shit i dont even know what rainbow curry even is but youre gonna get it until your heart is red because once your heart is red i can give you a feather from some shitty bird and we have to get married