February 2012
toppestoftops replied to your post: toppestoftops replied to your post: 19, 26, 33,…
You know, a bunch of napkins that you came on, and kept them around because you’re too lazy to throw them out. I have those when my parents aren’t around!
geekyvoyeurism replied to your post: geekyvoyeurism replied to your post: toppestoftops…
Definitely the first, the thought of anyone hoarding used...
geekyvoyeurism replied to your post: toppestoftops replied to your post: 19, 26, 33,…
I’m imagining a wank bank of sorts
lanutria replied to your post: toppestoftops replied to your post: 19, 26, 33,…
Please don’t answer that, I don’t think I want to know :p
Are we thinking “spank bank” like pictures or thoughts? or like a bunch of *ahem*usedtissues? Because if it’s...
toppestoftops replied to your post: 19, 26, 33, 41, 50!
DO YOU HAVE A FAPKIN COLLECTION?!
What the hell is a fapkin collection?
toppestoftops asked: 19, 26, 33, 41, 50!
Anonymous asked: 1 to 10.
Anonymous asked: Damn Alex... You a durrty boy.
Anonymous asked: 6, 15, 17, 22, 28, 30, 45, 47, 3, 4. BRING IT HOME!
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Instead of TMI Tuesday. Sex Questions. Leave a...
1. Have you ever had intercourse?
2. Oral sex?
3. Licked an ass?
4. Had your ass licked?
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass?
6. Swallowed cum?
7. Practiced bondage or BDSM?
8. Had anal sex?
9. Had an orgasm from anal sex?
10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt?
11. Had sex with someone of the same sex?
12. Did a threesome?
13. Did a foursome?
14. Been in an orgy?
15. Been in a gangbang?
16. Had sex in public?
17. Snowballed?
18. Had your toes licked or sucked?
19. Licked or sucked someone’s toes?
20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day?
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week?
22. Had cyber sex or phone sex?
23. Reached on orgasm?
24. Watched porn?
25. Bought a dirty magazine?
26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net?
27. Let someone video tape you having sex?
28. Had sex without protection?
29. Had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial?
30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers?
31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone?
32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other?
33. Ever did one of your significant other’s friends or relative?
34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
35. Made someone pass out from sex?
36. Tasted your own cum?
37. Masturbated?
38. Let someone watch you?
39. Ever showed you naked on cam?
40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?
41. Been eaten or eaten someone?
42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
43. Had sex in a vehicle?
44. Been caught having sex?
45. Paid for sex?
46. Used toys during sex?
47. Used food?
48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex?
49. Ever been dominated in bed?
50. Ever had a wet dream?
51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex?
52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten?
53. Had sex with someone who you didn’t know their name?
Anonymous asked: What's the biggest penis you've ever sucked or wanted to suck.
January 2012
This has basically been the worst day ever.
Please entertain me on this TMI Tuesday.
toppestoftops replied to your post: Why do people get so surprised when I tell them I…
You look like a stoner.
I get that a lot, actually…
colealtmann replied to your post: Why do people get so surprised when I tell them I…
I get the same shocked look :/
I mean, so few of my friends smoke, so I don’t understand why people think that everyone smokes weed.
Why do people get so surprised when I tell them I don’t smoke pot?
jdgentleman replied to your photo: Happy Salacious Sunday!
How orange.
I was in the shower. not the best lighting.
Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message...
pff, like that’ll happen…
Really? You're going to go through my tumblr and...
but not follow me? Seriously?
Just talked a woman out of buying Saints Row III for her 10 year old. Good deed for the day completed.
farisbueller:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
You guys you guys.
I’m at my data entry job, and I just had to enter contact info for a “Merlin Holmes.” No, I’m not kidding. His name is Merlin Holmes.
petepilgrimvstheworld replied to your post: 5, 8, 36, 46?
i want to see you naked!
The feeling is very, very mutual.
Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
giraffesarebetter:
Here!
giraffesarebetter asked: 5, 8, 36, 46?
eat a dick
1. Are you a virgin?
2. Do you watch children television still?
3. First time you had sex was where?
4. Favorite actor?
5. Favorite singer/band?
6. Favorite shop/store?
7. Favorite song?
8. Ever played strip poker?
9. Ever cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend?
10. Do you have a job? if so what is it?
11. Favorite colour?
12. Punched anyone before?
13. Bitched about someone all over Facebook?
14. Weirdest thing you've ever ate?
15. Who do you love the most?
16. Dyed your hair before?
17. Ever kissed the same sex?
18. Got any pets?
19. Do you smoke?
20. Ever been properly in 'Love'?
21. When your older where would you love to get married?
22. Most embarrassing moment in your life?
23. Strangest place you've been to the toilet?
24. Do you like vegetables?
25. Scariest moment in your life?
26. Been drunk before?
27. Favourite flavour condom?
28. 5 Stupidest things you've ever done?
29. Been so drunk you can't remember the next day?
30. What colour eyes do you wish you had?
31. Been to DisneyLand?
32. Farted in front of people?
33. Fell over in heels?
34. Almost drowned?
35. Eaten strange cheeses?
36. Best memory?
37. Boyfriend or Girlfriend?
38. Choked on something?
39. Licked someones foot?
40. Got carpet burn before?
41. Been kissed in the rain?
42. Got a present for christmas that you really did not want?
43. Sniffed a refresher sweet?
44. Fell off something?
45. Broken anything of your friends recently by accident? if so what was it?
46. Broken a body part before?
47. Stole something before?
48. Shouted at someone thinking it was your friend and it wasnt?
49. Cried over something stupid?
50. Got a job then lost it?
theperfectxscene asked: how old are you?
Anonymous asked: NAH, STILL LOVE YOU!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Anonymous asked: Grindr? Boo, you whore.
Anonymous asked: Check the software-update option in the "Settings". Sends off a small message back to HTC, and you get it. Be prepared for a BIG-ASS update (nearly 100 MB). And Sense 3.0 has cool 3D-graphics now.
Anonymous asked: What kind of phone do you have? It looks like the HTC Incredible S, no? That's got Android. Have you updated it to the newst HTC Sense and Android?
